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Will the Real Des Courtney Please Stand Up?
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Season Two, Episode Nine
Air date 9 March 2011
Directed by Keith Samples
Written by Greg Nelson
Production No. 209
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Will the Real Des Courtney Please Stand Up? is the ninth episode in the second season and the twenty-first in the series.

PlotEdit

When Des finds himself in a very bizarre and compromising position, the Doyle clan works overtime to get him off the hook; Jake meets someone who has been complicating Allison's life; Tinny and Des start coming to terms with their feelings for each other.

StarringEdit

QuotesEdit

  • Jake: You are in a lot of trouble. Honestly, I am trying to help you, so you have to think. Think you can do that?
    Des: Okay.
    Jake: Think.
    Des: Wait, wait, wait! Men, men... naked men. A bunch of naked men... everywhere.
    Jake: What?
    Walter: Hey, don't judge.
  • Jake: Any ideas about this phone? I just need a password.
    Tinny: Try 'Tinny'.
    Jake: That worked, actually.
  • Mal: Here, kid, just wait a minute. Come here!
    Jake: Dad, Dad! Just let him go.
    Mal: What's the matter with you?
    Jake: What? Oh! I planted a GPS in his knapsack.
    Mal: Oh good. I thought you were losing it there.
  • Jake: Des, or whatever your real name is... you know what? I don't even care what your real name is.
    Mal: Me neither.
    Jake: You know what? I want you to move out of that house, right away, that's an order.
    Des: Yes, sir.
    Mal: Oh lord, that means he's going to be moving in with us.
    Jake: Yup, cause he's definitely not moving in with me.

MusicEdit

"Another One Bites the Dust" (1980) by Queen.

Republic of DoyleSeason 2
Live and Let DoylePopeye DoyleA Stand Up GuyThe Son Also RisesSomething Old, Someone BlueThe Ryans and the PittmansCrashing on the CouchSympathy for the DevilWill the Real Des Courtney Please Stand Up?The Special DetectiveDon't Gamble with City HallSt. John's TownFamily Business